I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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