scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I would ride that face into the sunset
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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