my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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