if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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