Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I checked into jail on foursquare
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
this will be a night to untag.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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