you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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