check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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