to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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