isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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