he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she smelled like a LAN party
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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