I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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