Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
