Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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