Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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