We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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