i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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