There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
do herpes really smell.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
two words...techno handjob
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
