Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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