party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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