you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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