Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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