FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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