After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
