You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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