Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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The rest of us are grown ups.
Glitter dick is not an admirable achievement. It's a sure sign you fucked a stripper and now will get to meet all your eskimo brothers at the STD clinic in 4-6 weeks.
Yeaaaaa.....you should probably see a doctor about that.