i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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