wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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