Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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