so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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