BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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