We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Bring me that man meat
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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