Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How's work?
Spinning.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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