gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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