normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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