have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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