your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
just tell him i said nine months
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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