why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
no, he came in my armpit
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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