Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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