PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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