butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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