Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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