I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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