is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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