just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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