i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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