party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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