But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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