I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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