I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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Did you name the dog stains so you could yell "Come Stains!". ?
Wow fatherfigure, you're so cool arguing over the internet. I wish I was just like you.
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@GA Peach. Quit while you're behind. Take a look to the "like dislike" ratio of your posts compared to mine. You are a stupid, unfunny, uninteresting fucking cunt. I'm not the only one who fucking hates you. Everyone on here thinks you are an annoying cow. Not to mention your husband and family. Take a couple months off and try to figure out how this site works and try again. I'm also not suprised that you never want to go back to work so you can sit home and watch Nate Berkus and ea
I don't care, quit stalking me.
So awesome lmfao
How much peanut butter does a family have to be hoarding for it to be enough to be questionable? Also, ew.
its not cheat
ing if its your dog.
Thats fucking gross.
Well you will be joining the desperate ranks of millions of men and women throughout history...your dog will probably love you for it though
Lol, reminds me of this girl who did it in high school. You wouldn't happen to know an Ashley Cooper do you?
i know an Amy Cooper probably the same girl.
Her cousins life inspired the film i love you beth cooper
Keyboard warriors at it again! En garde!!
If you that desperate the you really need some (pussy)
Awww poor fatherfigure, quit while you're behind.
Choosy kids choose JIF, but Sparky likes Peter Pan.