Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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