If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This baby is an asshole
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
