you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Some guys will stick their dicks in any hole.
Me toooo. You win.
Some of this text doesn't make sense but, I wish I had your life translates to I wish I looked like you. If a girl is hot and I am guarenteed sex then I think most guys would do this.
How many times do we have to go through this? If girl is not hideous looking it is easy for her to get laid. \n\nIf the guy took his first glance at her and thought,"I want to stick my penis in that",this chick could've vomited on his mother, and he would have still fucked her.
must be hot
Why does this happen to me?
50 bucks she has big tits
Obviously she said the things about the lights and hearing because she was wasted.and it didn't make sense.there's nothin explain she was just wasted
8:26 - the OP forgot to say "she" was THAT WASTED. Apparently you are not one of the posters who are sick of that statement since you seem to need it for clarification.
No shit she got laid guys don't care
Oh how I love chi-town suburbanites!
ha I feel like this would happen to me..
It she wasn't so drunk she could use my tounge to wipe when she was finished... But I wouldn't want to take advantage.
I am confused about why having the lights off would prevent someone from hearing you pee. I have re read about 5 time. Someone please explain.
are you REALLY that stupid....obviously she was drunk.
Haha made my day better
I would have thrust my cock into her mouth while she was pissing and stuck it in her ass wen she finished sucking it
This tfln is retarded. DERP
That's happened to me real awkward til the sex then it's forgivable
I went to a show once the day after my birthday and was flirting with this guy the whole time, then I puked from smoking so many birthday blunts, dragged him with me to hold my hair back, and he still kissed me that night. He's now my boyfriend.