I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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