I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
its liver damage thursday
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
