I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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