I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The best revenge is premature balding
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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