You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
As shirtless as possible
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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