DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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