Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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